Yup. Someone is stealing your bikes ID. Vehicular identity theft - happens all the time. When your bike isn't shown on your avatar someone is riding it's Internet presence around the streets....

It's all lies! don't believe a word.

I called someone on the forum a big girl once - less than twenty minutes later I hear a car screech to a halt outside my driveway. I got up looked out the...

Cost of repair is looking to come in somewhere between $300 - $350. Salvaged parts, no dealer involved.

If I'd have bent the forks and or a wheel or trashed the plastics I'd be in a whole other...

You big girl.

Boo Yaah!

Found the illusive brake lever and mount for a hunnerd and fiffy dolla. BMW want $370 something for a new one.

Thanks for the heads up. I was all over ebay this morning and never...

My track talent is extremely limited at the moment. The bummer is it was the first session of the day and I always take it easy on the first session. I'm a respectable intermediate B group rider. Not...

Everything else, forks included, look fine.

What sliders did you get? And can I borrow them when you're not using them? Just kidding.

I'd just changed the oil as well now that I think of it....

I'm needing the right side of an engine casing and the front brake lever and lever mount.

I might be interested in the oil also - all my oil came out of the hole I put in the engine casing.

My baby #2 cornered a cat in the back yard and the cat beat the living shit out of her. She went down faster than a four dollar hooker with cat scratch fever. Got the shakes and could barely move -...

Well, it was a long time coming but none the less inevitable.

Turn 10 chewed me up and spat me out like an odd chunk of unpalatable grizzle. I had a low side and slid for about thirty feet on the...

Care to dance anyone?

Don't be silly. You are talking to a country that only just got the hang of the word nuclear - formerly, and still often pronounced nucular. They never did get over the word aluminium and missile is...

I think the forum is a nice balance between one thing and another thing that balances it nicely.

Too many times we see crass commercialism unbalancing a balanced thing and making it unbalanced...

I have issues. They're all crap.

THINK BIKE has been around for so long it's invisible. You see it and your brain puts it up onto a shelf without you even having to look where the shelf is.
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You can clean silver with toothpaste. Or was it Coke? Or was that battery terminals?

Whatever - you can definitely clean silver.

Ya know, I'm not entirely comfortable with a GPS on the bike either. I think it's a combination of being technologically challenged and being not young. It's new and fangled and it's annoying to dick...

Waterproof cigarettes!

You can smoke in the bath while playing splashy submarines.

Bring it.

I just spent 12 hours watching your avatar.

I don't know how to insert the video but here's a link to a video from Cilla Black - Liverpool legend, singer, TV show host etc. and all around warm, cuddly person.

At the end of her message,...

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I was going to say you coasted in neutral for the whole trip but I guess that green light is for something else.

What the fuck is an mpv?

There is no definite tella in any slang or abbreviated local dialect that I have ever heard.

It's a loosely, slurred corruption of tata. That would be - tarra or tada or even traaa. You could...

They're gay. Don't even.

I have to say, if I lived close I'd be there every Sunday afternoon with sammiches, a thermos and a comfortable camping chair.

That's entertainment second to non right there. Well, second to...