The Stuff People Say

**WildWilly** · 03-29-14

"Nonviolence means avoiding not only external physical violence but also internal violence of spirirt. You not only refuse to shoot a man, but you refuse to hate him"

Martin Luther King Jr.

**WildWilly** · 03-29-14

"God has no religion"

Mahatma Gandhi

**Roadpizza** · 04-01-14

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
Mark Twain

**Dano** · 04-06-14

"Me fail English, that's unpossible" Ralph Wiggum

**Dano** · 04-06-14

Originally Posted by Dooder

I worked in a warehouse for a few years, there was a guy there that was an expert on everything and everyone else was an idiot. If you didn't agree with him, you were special stupid. Of course, he had the best ninth grade education he could get. Dropped out because there wasn't anything he could learn from those fools. Probably why he drove a forklift for minimum wage. I was talking to a few of the others at one point and he comes up, exclaiming that anyone who did things the way that I was explaining was a special kind of stupid. About then, I had enough, I looked right at him in front of the group of a half dozen or so coworkers and told him "Listening to you is like hearing a fart in church. It stinks to high heaven, we ALL hear it, but anyone with any sense at all will just ignore it. THAT's what we do with you. Just shut up and go away" F#$% me, it worked!

We have a guy that's about 30 years old but if you added up everything "HE" has done he would be over 1000.

**Roadpizza** · 04-10-14

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.
- Following the Equator, Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar

**Dano** · 04-13-14

"Not being here is no excuse for not getting your job done" a previous supervisor to one of our mechanics.

**WildWilly** · 04-13-14

"Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself"

Rumi

**Roadpizza** · 04-13-14

There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
George Armstrong Custer

**DWS** · 04-13-14

Was he a distant cousin to another George ...

**WildWilly** · 04-15-14

"The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away"
Pablo Picasso

**DWS** · 04-15-14

“You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming.”
Pablo Neruda

**Scorch** · 04-15-14

Originally Posted by WildWilly

"The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away"
Pablo Picasso

I like that. A lot.
In fact, it's a shame he didn't talk more than he did paint weird crap...

**Roadpizza** · 04-15-14

More money in painting weird crap then talk. Unless, you are a member of Congress.- Roadpizza

**WildWilly** · 04-18-14

"Why are you trying so hard to fit in, when you're born to stand out"

Oliver James

**Roadpizza** · 04-18-14

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain

**WildWilly** · 04-28-14

"Now, 75 years later in an abundant society where people have laptops, cell phones, Ipods and minds like empty rooms, I still plod along with books. Instant information is not for me. I prefer to search library stacks because when I work to learn something, I remember it"
Harper Lee

**Dooder** · 04-28-14

"There is a reason that they call the activity "Fishing" and not "Catching". Fishing, I am very good at, catching-not so much."

Me

**WildWilly** · 04-29-14

"Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he sits in a boat all day drinking beer"

A friend of mine who enjoys fishing

**WildWilly** · 05-07-14

I have CDO. It's like OCD, only in alphabetical order as it should be.

Me

**WildWilly** · 05-07-14

I once thought I was dyslexic. Now I realize I just ckuf up the spelling of words.

Me

**notacop** · 05-08-14

I have fingers that danse the bekyoard like that!

**WildWilly** · 05-08-14

**WildWilly** · 05-14-14

**WildWilly** · 05-14-14

"Fear does not prevent death. It prevents life"
Naguib Mahfouz

**WildWilly** · 05-15-14

"There are, strictly speaking, no enlightened people, there is only enlightened activity"
Shunryu Suzuki

**notacop** · 05-15-14

Riding my Suzuki Wee Strom is Enlightened Activity....Me!

**WildWilly** · 05-15-14

**WildWilly** · 05-15-14

Originally Posted by notacop

Riding my Suzuki Wee Strom is Enlightened Activity....Me!

**WildWilly** · 05-24-14

**WildWilly** · 05-25-14

**richarde1605** · 06-04-14

During a rehearsal, conductor Sir Thomas Beecham, who died 53 years ago, thought that his female soloist was playing less than adequately on her fine Italian cello. He stopped thhe orchestra and declared:

"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands, and all you can do is scratch it!"

**notacop** · 06-04-14

Golly, go camping for a couple weeks and I'm not there when Willy mortally wounds me! To the quick!
The coupe de grass!

**WildWilly** · 06-20-14

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day"
Harry S. Truman

**Roadpizza** · 06-20-14

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.
Mark Twain

**WildWilly** · 06-22-14

"Some people don't know their ass from their elbow. If these people ask you to take a look at their funny bone, don't"
Me

**DWS** · 06-24-14

Does my funny bone look big in this outfit? ...

**notacop** · 06-24-14

"Does my bone look funny"? said the fellow in the chaps worn commando style.

**TelemarkTumalo** · 06-24-14

Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical.
Blaise Pascal

**WildWilly** · 06-28-14

"I used to think the brain was the most wonderful organ in the body. Then I realized who was telling me that"
Emo Philips

**WildWilly** · 07-10-14

May we all grow in peace, and not neglect the silence that is printed in the center of our being. It will not fail us.
Thomas Merton

**Roadpizza** · 07-10-14

There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
George Armstrong Custer

**DWS** · 07-11-14

“Newcastle consists of a long street with a graveyard at one end with no bodies in it, and a gentleman’s club at the other with no gentlemen in it”
-Mark Twain- (in Australia)