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    If you can make sense of this, you might have a problem.

    http://motos2017.com/bmw-2017-f800gt/

    "Emotive tank engine: you be look on a 90 horsepower which be able to speed up your belt along headed for 30 mph in a sec. The pari passu counterpart-tank engine by means of 780 cc give you a even rev along with you resolve force the generally calm hector anyhow protracted your round may perhaps be situated. Notwithstanding the superior thing, the BWM F800GT resolve awe you by means of its ammunition succinctness."

    Hilariously bad.
    Must be generated by a bot or something.

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    A poor Chinese translation??.. beats me.. it was hard to read.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaxon View Post
    If you can make sense of this, you might have a problem.

    http://motos2017.com/bmw-2017-f800gt/

    "Emotive tank engine: you be look on a 90 horsepower which be able to speed up your belt along headed for 30 mph in a sec. The pari passu counterpart-tank engine by means of 780 cc give you a even rev along with you resolve force the generally calm hector anyhow protracted your round may perhaps be situated. Notwithstanding the superior thing, the BWM F800GT resolve awe you by means of its ammunition succinctness."

    Hilariously bad.
    Must be generated by a bot or something.
    I totally agree with that review, but he also forgot to mention that the must view besides random tile canister resonates behind custom rants.



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    Dum dum diddly dum. The reviewer could well be right, but do I care? No.

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    to hard to read,

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    I really dig the anatomy lesson.

    "More or less of the Skin texture of 2016 BMW F800GT Mostly, the tank engine be a 4-cerebrovascular accident to facilitate be have four valve apiece roll."

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    wow. What a review. Even the picture is fuc**d up.

    hahaha

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    Why bother to give such a review some more "views". I won't click on it.

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    "More or less of the Skin texture of 2016 BMW F800GT Mostly, the tank engine be a 4-cerebrovascular accident to facilitate be have four valve apiece roll."
    Trying to read that review nearly gave me a cerebrovascular accident!

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    Probably the only purpose in the review is to get traffic to the website. Traffic brings revenue from the ads.

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